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Thanks to Mike for our first horror/musical review!

Camping kids, a slasher and singing abound, Original killings and a few laughs can be found, Meat Loaf and Minnie Driver do their best, To give cred to this bloody songfest, This horror musical is solid all ‘round.

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Glazer mixes Species & Kubrick, With Scarlett doing an alien Posh Spice schtick, Hard work with some reward, Film critics have adored, This confusing but alluring sci-fi flick.

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Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad, It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad, Big trouble in little Arctic, In this above the par flick, Film two outta three things ain’t bad.

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Mike is back with another destined for cult classic status

At first this appears so clichéd, Five teens in the woods, all afraid, But there’s more to be seen, Than tits, ass and a spleen, It explains why all horror is made.

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Limerick Review reader Travis braved the Human Centipede II - here's his review:

It’s a sequel that betters the first, So the Christian far right should be cursed, If you didn’t like Saw, Then you won’t like the gore, But, as meta-film, it quenches the thirst.


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Cop Out was a film turd on a plate, Does Red State share a similar fate? Now a horror director, A career resurrect-or! Smith’s latest is worth staying up late.

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This kidnapping escalates quickly, With suspense and the blood running thickly, While the effect is achieved, Repeats won't be received, As the result leaves you hollow and sickly.

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Camp Crystal Lake used to be a fun place, Now you're likely to get hacked in the face, By a psychotic mum, Getting revenge for her son, Think she's bad, wait 'til you meet Jase.

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Cheap thrills; weak dialogue & intentionally lame, With a Brady, a soap star and an 80s pop dame, Piranhas bigger than a cow. Tiff; we sure aren't alone now! A new winner in the so bad it's good game. [Rating:4/5]...