With imagery that your mind may well dwell,
Love or hate it - maybe true,
Tries too hard to please few,
Controversy is this film's only sell.
Camping kids, a slasher and singing abound,
Original killings and a few laughs can be found,
Meat Loaf and Minnie Driver do their best,
To give cred to this bloody songfest,
This horror musical is solid all ‘round.
Mike reports back from SFF again with another cult pick:
A small town is this slow-burner’s setting, For a family whose secret is getting, So much harder to hide, With young lives cast aside, Brace yourself for climactic bloodletting.Check it out yourself on the 12th of June at the Sydney Film Festival!...
Something stinks in their trailer,
But their product's no longer a failure,
If they get you alone,
You'll end up blood and bone,
It's Wolf Creek meets Gardening Australia.
It’s a sequel that betters the first, So the Christian far right should be cursed, If you didn’t like Saw, Then you won’t like the gore, But, as meta-film, it quenches the thirst.
Spooky ass fairies, what Katie must rid, From a spooky ass basement to save Pearce's kid, The film misses the mark, No scares and no spark, One to avoid - I sure wish I did....
This kidnapping escalates quickly,
With suspense and the blood running thickly,
While the effect is achieved,
Repeats won't be received,
As the result leaves you hollow and sickly.
Cheap thrills; weak dialogue & intentionally lame,...
With a Brady, a soap star and an 80s pop dame,
Piranhas bigger than a cow.
Tiff; we sure aren't alone now!
A new winner in the so bad it's good game.
It’s been over a decade since the original three,
But Ghostface is back, for the blood of Sid-ney,
The teens may look nicer,
But they’re not any wiser,
Just who will the real killer be?