Category Archives: Horror

Stage Fright (2014)

Thanks to Mike for our first horror/musical review!

Camping kids, a slasher and singing abound,

Original killings and a few laughs can be found,

Meat Loaf and Minnie Driver do their best,

To give cred to this bloody songfest,

This horror musical is solid all ‘round.

Under The Skin (2014)

Glazer mixes Species & Kubrick,

With Scarlett doing an alien Posh Spice schtick,

Hard work with some reward,

Film critics have adored,

This confusing but alluring sci-fi flick.

The Thing (1982)

Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad,

It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad,

Big trouble in little Arctic,

In this above the par flick,

Film two outta three things ain’t bad.

The Cabin In The Woods (2011)

Mike is back with another destined for cult classic status

At first this appears so clichéd,

Five teens in the woods, all afraid,

But there’s more to be seen,

Than tits, ass and a spleen,

It explains why all horror is made.

Dark Shadows (2012)

Burton jumps on the vampire trend,

Bringing his wife and good friend,

The big cast underused,

Though Depp’s lines amused,

OK if it weren’t for the end.