Will the net lead to elation or strife, When your dishwasher wants your fridge as a wife? "Her-zingers" throughout, Asking experts with clout, About the web's future impact on life.
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See The Stooges across their lows & their prime, Grit, grime & a Pop interview that's sublime, The bird Iggy flips, In many sweet live clips, This film is a real cool time.
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Here's me, "transformed", flipping the bird, At Yorgos Lathimos & his script that's absurd, Lasting longer than it should, Too smart for its own good, Acclaimed, but don't believe the word.
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A self absorbed hipster prick,
Is centre stage of this frustrating flick,
Party scenes sure look nice,
Cool Soundtrack ads spice,
Pretentious dialog made me feel sick.
Friedkin's overlooked remake,
Labelled first by critics "a mistake",
With Star Wars on their mind,
They gave no respect to this find.
Tension high to the very last take.
Glazer mixes Species & Kubrick,
With Scarlett doing an alien Posh Spice schtick,
Hard work with some reward,
Film critics have adored,
This confusing but alluring sci-fi flick.
Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad,
It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad,
Big trouble in little Arctic,
In this above the par flick,
Film two outta three things ain’t bad.
Raymond returns home from the war,
Not quite as he was before,
Commies up in his face,
Messin with his head space,
A classic you shouldn't ignore!
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To the crazy house Shirley is heading,
Her kids fear mental illness is spreading,
Shaz refutes their insanity,
With advice and profanity,
It's the Nanny meets Muriel's Wedding.
In Gilderoy a director does back,
To smash produce.. to produce a soundtrack,
And a plot ending in tangles,
It will confuse long after fading to black.
A college comedy with smarts to flout,
With witty lines from the Damsels throughout,
Launch a dance craze Violet's drive,
Adam Brody's still alive?
By end, will win you over, no doubt.
This cop drama with a full bag of tricks,
Shows promise, but never really clicks,
A film Woody has to carry,
Harrelson’s dirtier than Harry,
His role - one of MIFF’s biggest pricks.
A doco on theories 'bout The Shining,
With conspiracies that'll soon have you pining,
For the end credits to roll,
And the finish of this droll,
Some laughs the one silver lining.
MacFarlane gives the big screen a try,
With a love story.. and a teddy.. that gets high,
The boy/bear/Kunis triangle,
Has poor Marky in a tangle,
Big laughs if you love family guy.
“Do not miss!” sing the Cannes jury choir,
This ace cop drama real events helped inpsire,
Script strong post inspection,
Little structure but high tension,
An emotion charged walk across high wire.
Sci-fi as only Scott can,
Fear not obsessed Alien fan,
This prequel - a plus,
Big ups - Prometheus,
A twisted life education van.
Michelle Williams plays twenty-eight-year-old Margot, happily married to Lou (Seth Rogen), a good-natured cookbook author.
But when Margot meets Daniel (Luke Kirby), a handsome artist that lives across the street, their mutual attraction is undeniable.
Warmly human, funny and bittersweet, TAKE THIS WALTZ deftly avoids romantic clichés and paints an unusually true and unsentimental portrait of adult relationships.
Take This Waltz opens in Australian Cinemas...
A reboot trading Greico for Hill,
Back in school with a drug ring to kill,
Orignal - maybe not,
But I still laughed a lot,
Channing Tatum gives the ladies a thrill.
Young Ben is in love with Rach Taylor,
Will he mature & eventually nail her?
The slow pace makes me frown,
Too many shots of M-town,
Working dog - you are flirting with failure.
