J Law’s home renovation from hell
With imagery that your mind may well dwell,
Love or hate it – maybe true,
Tries too hard to please few,
Controversy is this film’s only sell.
Will the net lead to elation or strife,
When your dishwasher wants your fridge as a wife?
Asking experts with clout,
About the web’s future impact on life.
See The Stooges across their lows & their prime,
Grit, grime & a Pop interview that’s sublime,
The bird Iggy flips,
In many sweet live clips,
This film is a real cool time.
Here’s me, “transformed”, flipping the bird,
At Yorgos Lathimos & his script that’s absurd,
Lasting longer than it should,
Too smart for its own good,
Acclaimed, but don’t believe the word.
A self absorbed hipster prick,
Is centre stage of this frustrating flick,
Party scenes sure look nice,
Cool Soundtrack ads spice,
Pretentious dialog made me feel sick.
Friedkin’s overlooked remake,
Labelled first by critics “a mistake”,
With Star Wars on their mind,
They gave no respect to this find.
Tension high to the very last take.
Glazer mixes Species & Kubrick,
With Scarlett doing an alien Posh Spice schtick,
Hard work with some reward,
Film critics have adored,
This confusing but alluring sci-fi flick.
Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad,
It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad,
Big trouble in little Arctic,
In this above the par flick,
Film two outta three things ain’t bad.
Raymond returns home from the war,
Not quite as he was before,
Commies up in his face,
Messin with his head space,
A classic you shouldn’t ignore!
To the crazy house Shirley is heading,
Her kids fear mental illness is spreading,
Shaz refutes their insanity,
With advice and profanity,
It’s the Nanny meets Muriel’s Wedding.