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Glazer mixes Species & Kubrick, With Scarlett doing an alien Posh Spice schtick, Hard work with some reward, Film critics have adored, This confusing but alluring sci-fi flick.

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Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad, It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad, Big trouble in little Arctic, In this above the par flick, Film two outta three things ain’t bad.

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MacFarlane gives the big screen a try, With a love story.. and a teddy.. that gets high, The boy/bear/Kunis triangle, Has poor Marky in a tangle, Big laughs if you love family guy.

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“Do not miss!” sing the Cannes jury choir, This ace cop drama real events helped inpsire, Script strong post inspection, Little structure but high tension, An emotion charged walk across high wire.

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Warmly human, funny and bittersweet, TAKE THIS WALTZ deftly avoids romantic clichés and paints an unusually true and unsentimental portrait of adult relationships. Thanks to Hopscotch and The Limerick Review, you could win a double pass to see the film! Check "Read More" to find out how!

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A reboot trading Greico for Hill, Back in school with a drug ring to kill, Orignal - maybe not, But I still laughed a lot, Channing Tatum gives the ladies a thrill.

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