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Mike McNally is back with another cult pick, this time from the Sydney Film Fest.

Down on luck, our lead visits a bar, And encounters a friend from days past. But their night takes a turn, With quick dollars to earn, From a guy with some dares most macabre.

You too could be like Mike - buy tickets for the June 11 Sydney film festival screening, and leave your limerick review of the film in the comments! ...

Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad, It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad, Big trouble in little Arctic, In this above the par flick, Film two outta three things ain’t bad.

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Brave in tackling ideas huge in theme, Like is humanity a continuous stream? Sleep on it and it'll compound, (The film's effect is that profound!) It's like a magnificent, epic dream.

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A rich kid goes cross-town for a trim, With news that someone’s out to kill him, Pattinson’s no wussy teen, But shows flare on the screen, Cronenberg gore is kept pretty slim.

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Mike is back with another destined for cult classic status

At first this appears so clichéd, Five teens in the woods, all afraid, But there’s more to be seen, Than tits, ass and a spleen, It explains why all horror is made.

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If Patrick Bateman were sexually addicted, This is close to how he’d be depicted, A dark exploration, Of a sick fascination, Beware: Sex scenes are all non-restricted.
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The Muppets opens in cinemas today (and it was Bowie's birthday on Sunday). This is in honour of Dave and Jim!

Bowie shines as The Goblin King, Really tight tights but boy can he sing, Connelly: too young to ogle, But with Ludo and Hoggle, It's a classic that's never aging.


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