Mike reports back from SFF again with another cult pick:
A small town is this slow-burner’s setting,
For a family whose secret is getting,
So much harder to hide,
With young lives cast aside,
Brace yourself for climactic bloodletting.
Check it out yourself on the 12th of June at the Sydney Film Festival!
Mike McNally is back with another cult pick, this time from the Sydney Film Fest.
Down on luck, our lead visits a bar,
And encounters a friend from days past.
But their night takes a turn,
With quick dollars to earn,
From a guy with some dares most macabre.
You too could be like Mike – buy tickets for the June 11 Sydney film festival screening, and leave your limerick review of the film in the comments!
Harris Glenn Milstead from Baltimore town,
Became an icon when she put on a gown.
A loved person, and so strong,
Divine could belt out a song,
And said ‘I don’t care if the conservatives frown’!
Screening at the Sydney Film Festival on June 15 & 16, 2013
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Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad,
It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad,
Big trouble in little Arctic,
In this above the par flick,
Film two outta three things ain’t bad.
A cool factor that’ll never out-date,
In these stories that all interrelate,
And five-dollar shakes,
QT’s best? Now there’s the debate.
Adrian returns with another film from MIFF2012!
Something stinks in their trailer,
But their product’s no longer a failure,
If they get you alone,
You’ll end up blood and bone,
It’s Wolf Creek meets Gardening Australia.
A rich kid goes cross-town for a trim,
With news that someone’s out to kill him,
Pattinson’s no wussy teen,
But shows flare on the screen,
Cronenberg gore is kept pretty slim.
Mike is back with another destined for cult classic status
At first this appears so clichéd,
Five teens in the woods, all afraid,
But there’s more to be seen,
Than tits, ass and a spleen,
It explains why all horror is made.
Mike reports back from the SFF!
Emile Hirsch wants his mum’s death to quicken,
McConaughey, a hired gun who would sicken,
All us decent type folk,
Who know killin’ Mum ain’t no joke,
A great flick, but you’ll give up fried chicken.
Be brave, don’t run & hide,
Take a trip to the absurd side,
Jump into this portal,
You’ll forget that you’re mortal,
If you submit to the crazy ride!