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A self absorbed hipster prick,

Is centre stage of this frustrating flick,

Party scenes sure look nice,

Cool Soundtrack ads spice,

Pretentious dialog made me feel sick.

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Sorcerer (1977)

Friedkin's overlooked remake, Labelled first by critics "a mistake", With Star Wars on their mind, They gave no respect to...