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Kurt Russell and the crew are going mad,
It’s freakin cold, and there’s an alien in their pad,
Big trouble in little Arctic,
In this above the par flick,
Film two outta three things ain’t bad.

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Bowie shines as The Goblin King, Really tight tights but boy can he sing, Connelly: too young to ogle, But with Ludo and Hoggle, It's a classic that's never aging.


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Pacino's making crooked pigs mad,
Rockin' beanies and a mo that is rad,
A "new Hollywood" flick,v Well worth the pick!
'Bout the only honest cop NYC had.

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