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So here's a bunch of smart, pretty people in space, On the ISS (cue co-operating human race). But these characters had me surprised At some actions (ill-advised), In this quite ridiculous, but scary / fun survival-chase.

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Snowden: a whistle-blower re NSA-sanctioned toil. Some see him as a patriot; some as disloyal. A lifeless film: no new insights learned In this story of how he's burned And the ensuing shit-storm of a level most royal.

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Interesting core premise that had so much potential To explore the science and philosophy (existential) In its story execution. But the plot (and resolution) Are a mess (High stakes? Well, they felt inconsequential).

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Alexander's under the spell a sociopathic pied piper, Who teaches the skills of both singer and sniper. While victims are slated for a gurney It's quite a fascinating journey As we wonder if Gregori will be exposed as a viper.

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After a lifetime dedicated to their subs, Robinson's bosses are acting like grubs. So he faces problems (immense) In this terrifically tense Story of a mission with its origin in pubs.

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Private Hook's in a chaotic race As various factions are giving chase. It's the time of the Troubles, And angry violence bubbles. O'Connell's great as this man out of place.

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For shock crime stories the networks are needy, And Lou embraces a world that's so seedy. In a role most demanding Gyllenhaal is outstanding As a complex psychopath who gets greedy.

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A young couple, who appear to have every blessing. But things can change - and lead to head-messing. Though at times I winced (When not utterly convinced), The story's compelling, and did keep me guessing.

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