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Camp Crystal Lake used to be a fun place,

Now you’re likely to get hacked in the face,

By a psychotic mum,

Getting revenge for her son,

Think she’s bad, wait ’til you meet Jase.

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Source Code (2011)

To prevent a train from being blown away, Send Donnie Darko on his own Groundhog Day, It’s sci-fi well done,...