In the end it was way too hard to rank them from #100 down to #1, so instead I broke them down into categories and didn't rank them at all.
Episode 1 - Two Swords
A Dorne Sex God arrives at King’s Landing,
A new sword won’t heal Jaime’s be-handing,
Snow’s back in Black,
Wildlings grow pack,
Arya’s innocence is forever disbanding.
Both Olympus and Hollywood have fallen, So bad, this will leave you bawlin’, No substance, no style, It’s one steaming pile, Even Freeman and Eckhart are appalling....
Watch this with a group or a friend,
Because you'll need to discuss at the end,
Disturbing and scary,
What is truth and what is pretend?
Recent gangster films are all the same,
And this one's as cliché as the name,
Penn tries too hard for De Niro,
Brolin's a stock-standard hero,
For Gosling and Stone it's a shame.
While 'Paris' was clever and insightful, This is more about a family that's frighful, Chris Rock is too plain, The dad's overly insane, Still, New York city is very delightful....
Bond goes back to his roots,
Aston Martins, martinis and suits,
Craig plays aggressive,
And Bardem's impressive,
As a villain who thinks more than shoots.
This one is probably just for the fans,
Of one of the world's best rock'n'roll bands,
New comments, old clips,
Keith's swagger, Mick's lips,
From the 50 years that their history spans.
From the man who helmed Uncle Chop,
With a cast that's pretty hard to top,
The underworld in this city,
Is dark, violent and gritty,
All crims and no sign of a cop.