August 6, 2017
Helping MIFF fans know what to choose, Via five line limerick reviews, Our rhymes don't pay bills , We do it purely for thrills, Meet y'all at the festival club for some brews.
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June 6, 2017
Zac Effron was surprisingly buff, Dwayne Johnsons biceps are enough, The banter was fine, I laughed the whole time, and I walked out feeling hot stuff
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June 10, 2014
Camping kids, a slasher and singing abound,
Original killings and a few laughs can be found,
Meat Loaf and Minnie Driver do their best,
To give cred to this bloody songfest,
This horror musical is solid all ‘round.
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June 12, 2013
No 6 is back so have fear,
Paul’s eyes so blue and clear,
To save Letty the crew's back,
Shaw will ensure they crack,
But No 7’s villain will make you cheer!!
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June 12, 2013
To save his son The Rock has to snitch,
But things don’t go without a hitch,
El Toppo needs cash transported,
Whilst Dwayne wants his son’s sentence retorted,
So who is he gonna have to stitch?
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June 11, 2013
Mike reports back from SFF again with another cult pick:
A small town is this slow-burner’s setting, For a family whose secret is getting, So much harder to hide, With young lives cast aside, Brace yourself for climactic bloodletting.
Check it out yourself on the 12th of June at the Sydney Film Festival!...
June 9, 2013
Down on luck, our lead visits a bar,
And encounters a friend from days past.
But their night takes a turn,
With quick dollars to earn,
From a guy with some dares most macabre.
You too could be like Mike - buy tickets for the June 11 Sydney film festival screening, and leave your...
May 29, 2013
The Wolfpack is back like the days of old,
But this film drags as the back story is told,
Chow is as annoying as ever,
They are trying too hard to be clever,
I am glad it’s the last in the fold.
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March 16, 2013
The errantly titled Last Stand,
Will have Arnie fans clapping their hands,
There's still fight in his eyes,
His best since True Lies,
Go forth, flex your action gland!
February 19, 2013
The best picture nominees one through nine,
Reviewed in classic five line rhyme,
Our Oscar cheat sheet,
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January 19, 2013
Racism and violence can be hard to digest,
But if you can stomach, then you’ll be impressed,
Leo shines with no faults,
But it’s all about Waltz,
A QT triumph but still not his best.
November 15, 2012
Chicks are bitches, there ain’t no denying
One minute laughing, the next minute crying
The hen’s night is a mess
Dunst, Caplan and Fisher are best
When they're loving, fighting, drinking and lying
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November 12, 2012
Hamish Blake and Bret McKenzie star in Two Little Boys, a cheeky comedy with great toasted sandwiches.
Two Little Boys opens in Australian Cinemas on November 15.
Thanks to Hopscotch and The Limerick Review, you could win a double pass to see the film!
Click read more, to find out how!
September 12, 2012
Little Hushpuppy couldn't be more adorable, But The Bathtub she lives in's deplorable, When floods rise it starts to look tragic, So she dreams up a world full of magic, Through a child's eyes even faith is restorable.
Lisa also checked the film out and had this to say:There's a real beauty to the decay,
And how does a 6-year-old portray,
Such a depth and a...
September 4, 2012
Kauwboy - the tale of two friends,
A different connection that had its bends,
But although it is tough,
And times are too rough,
They'll have a relationship that never ends.
August 31, 2012
Something stinks in their trailer,
But their product's no longer a failure,
If they get you alone,
You'll end up blood and bone,
It's Wolf Creek meets Gardening Australia.
August 30, 2012
Rodriguez could have been the next Dylan,
In South Africa his music made a killin',
But the money they say,
Never made it his way,
The record company exec's the real villain.
August 22, 2012
With a premise both tragic and testin, Mads is falsely accused of molestin, Sorting truth from the fibs, Grown men acting like kids, Its Vinterbergs best film since Festen.
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August 19, 2012
Young Skunk’s life begins to unfurl,
When she sees unjust in the world,
With its cruel childish fiction,
A stunning depiction,
Of a dad and his love for his girl.
Thanks to Jess Young for her review!...
August 2, 2012
Receving a ten minute standing ovation at the prestgious Cannes Film Festival, The Sapphires is a crowd-pleasing combination of comedy, heart and romance and an unbeatable soul music soundtrack, set against the racial and social upheaval of the late 1960s.
A jewel-bright charmer and an Australian classic, The Sapphires is not to be missed.
The Sapphires opens in Australian Cinemas on August 9.
Thanks...