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It makes every cinematic mistake,

And two hours of it was hard to take.

Every which way,

It was spot the cliche.

And the CGI looked ridiculously fake.

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Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

Overall the script and direction Felt weak, so don't have my affection. But two things were first-rate: McConaughey was great,...