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Based on the SNL skits,
Myers and Carvey will have you in fits,
Rob Lowe plays the prick,
Who’s “pralines and dick”,
And the sequel keeps up in it’s wits.

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Red Riding Hood (2011)

In an attempt to cash in on Twilight, Watch a wolf, not a vamp, killing by night, The teen romance...