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Be brave, don’t run & hide,

Take a trip to the absurd side,

Jump into this portal,

You’ll forget that you’re mortal,

If you submit to the crazy ride!

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Excision (2012)

Mike reports back from the SFF - Richard Bates Jr flick destined for cult status! Traci Lords, Marlee Matlin, Mal...