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It’s no Fear & Loathing – that’s certain,

But more about Johnny Depp flirtin’,

Seems he’s stuck in a hole,

And only switching his role,

Between characters of Hunter and Burton.

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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

This plot unravels too fast, Switching from present to past, Too many questions left grey, Like “Were those two gay?”...