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This film has almost zero plot,

Though the nature was stunningly shot,

‘Make a doco. And drop that script’,

I wanted to yell, feeling gypped,

And add ‘What the *uck? What’!

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Sydney Film Festival 2012

What a triumph! (SFF twenty-twelve), Countless fab films in which to delve, Moodley, Neighbour and team: You programmed a film-lovers...