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In this game, teens are slaughtered like chooks,

But it helps if you’ve got skills or looks,

It’s no Battle Royale,

But tickets will sell,

To the millions who pre-read the books.

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The Rum Diary (2012)

It’s no Fear & Loathing – that’s certain, But more about Johnny Depp flirtin’, Seems he’s stuck in a hole,...