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After Vegas you’d think grog would be banned,
But the wolfpack are back in Thailand,
The exact same old tricks,
With more monkeys and dicks,
Funny, without getting too out-of-hand.


Daniel was going ape during the movie, this probably explains why…

Zach has a new buddy in tow,
A fag-smoking monkey, partial to blow,
Can sure handle a drink,
My god, what a chimp!
A rare acting talent on show.


If you want read more of Chris’ thoughts on the film, check out his review over at the Beat Magazine website.

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