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Ryan Reynolds is Maverick with powers,

Who joins a galactic army that cowers,

His wise-cracks worn thin,

Like the clothes Lively’s in,

Avoid this and you’ll save yourself hours.

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My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done (2009)

With a dream team of Herzog & Lynch, A cult following for this film is a cinch, Entertaining, but with...