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Visually stunning, storyline a bore,
Faux-feminism and damn annoying score,
Shutter Island in dress,
Mr Snyder, what a mess!
Your film had me running for the door.

Chris Bright was equally un-impressed:

Four hotties and Malone in a fight for their lives,
A quest for freedom, involving lighters and knives?
Inception-style dreaming,
But without any meaning,
The only outcome: fuelling teenage sex-drives.

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