Visually stunning, storyline a bore,
Faux-feminism and damn annoying score,
Shutter Island in dress,
Mr Snyder, what a mess!
Your film had me running for the door.
Chris Bright was equally un-impressed:
Four hotties and Malone in a fight for their lives,
A quest for freedom, involving lighters and knives?
But without any meaning,
The only outcome: fuelling teenage sex-drives.