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Wilson’s Robin (with a few funny moments) lends a hand

To Johnson’s Alice (re the rules in Singleland) …

While they down shots.

There’s an uneven mix of plots,

But its biggest sin: overall, it’s just quite bland.

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Zoolander 2 (2016)

Since the original was so witty, it's very sad That this sequel's so mind-numbingly bad. There's an over-reliance On a...