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There’s this sex addict program (twelve steps),

And the sponsors are like eachother’s reps.

Non-sufferers think: ‘yeah, fun affliction!’,

Though it’s actually a real addiction.

(You’ll love Neil’s cross-city bicycle schleps!)

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