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Same actor, director. Same look and feel,
It’s Gladiator 2, without the appeal,
The story’s congested,
But a sequel’s suggested,
And with the set-up it could be unreal.

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Dazed and Confused (1993)

McConaughey's rockin pink jeans, While Affleck is hassling teens, Parker Posey's a bitch, You'll feel bad for poor Mitch, Best...