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In an attempt to cash in on Twilight,
Watch a wolf, not a vamp, killing by night,
The teen romance ship’s sinking,
What was Oldman thinking?
Walking out was the only real highlight.

Kellie also went to check it out, here’s her thoughts:


Morality will rear its ugly head,
If you put the moves on Little Red,
Not sure why Oldman is here,
But the message is clear:
Have sex and you’ll end up dead.

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Hall Pass (2011)

The Farrelly’s are quite hit and miss, And this one's a bucket of piss, While they try and disparage, They...

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