In an attempt to cash in on Twilight,
Watch a wolf, not a vamp, killing by night,
The teen romance ship’s sinking,
What was Oldman thinking?
Walking out was the only real highlight.
Kellie also went to check it out, here’s her thoughts:
Morality will rear its ugly head,
If you put the moves on Little Red,
Not sure why Oldman is here,
But the message is clear:
Have sex and you’ll end up dead.