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You’d think Willis would nearly be tired
Of playing an ex-cop that’s just been re-hired
But with a really fun cast
This film is a blast
Perfect when hungover or tired

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Eat Pray Love (2010)

Made for women who need to feel better, This film could not have been shitter, The scenery’s nice, Not enough...