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Both Olympus and Hollywood have fallen,

So bad, this will leave you bawlin’,

No substance, no style,

It’s one steaming pile,

Even Freeman and Eckhart are appalling.

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The Company You Keep (2012) 

It's an interesting premise for a plot, And a fab cast list - so I expected a lot, But at...