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Here’s our guest review from Garth Franklin (Twitter: @darkhorizons, website: Dark Horizons):

Gordon-Levitt and Mackie and Rogen get high.

Visit a party with Miley & that Franco who’s bi.

The humour is base,

But very funny in this case,

And Michael Shannon wins without needing to try.

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