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Sci-fi through the eyes of von Trier,

Is a study of depression & fear,

With no Aersosmith in sight,

Or Willis to save earth’s plight,

It’s the best disaster flick of the year!

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New Years Eve (2011)

Thanks to Daniella for her limerick! Hillary and Luda are in charge of the ball, Efron helps Pfeiffer to do...

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