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Maleficent and co are all happy and moors-dwelling,

Then in this classic fairytale spinoff retelling …

Stefen takes her heart and goes pierce!

Which makes her fabulously fierce.

Jolie’s performance aside, the rest isn’t so compelling.

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The Face of Love (2013)

Garrett's death bursts Nikki's happy bubble. Five years on: Is that hubby's double? The talented Bening shines Within the predictable...