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A wealth of on-screen talent that’s terribly wasted.

Lots of tangents, many of them badly pasted.

To worsen the situation,

There’s overkill narration.

At least there’s food porn: so gorgeously basted.

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Phoenix (2014)

Folks assumed that Nelly had met her demise. But from the ashes, she began to rise. Powerful work from Hoss,...