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Two brothers (an odd pair of buds),

Appear to the world to be duds,

Can’t keep out of harm,

But they have a weird charm,

What’ll become of the ’empire’ of spuds?

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Teddy Bear (2012)

Dennis looks like a big hulking lug, But don't be fooled by his mug, Stoic, gentle & lost, His mum...