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Bowie shines as The Goblin King,

Really tight tights but boy can he sing,

Connelly: too young to ogle,

But with Ludo and Hoggle,

It’s a classic that’s never aging.

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

Superior to the one by Tim Burton, As this one won’t leave your brain hurtin’, Apes become smarter, And fight...