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Here’s Steve from Mr 70s groovy,

To his return to Apple as a newbie.

Ashton: an uncanny resemblance,

But overall, not much semblance …

Of much quality beyond a midday movie.

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The Best Offer (2013)

Fine performances, intrigue to a high degree, And there's beautifully exquisite art to see. Script: at times implausible and odd....