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Hortense’s cooking for the Prez of France,

She doesn’t care about budgets/finance,

There isn’t much plot,

But food porn its got:

It’ll have you in a gluttonous trance.

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Olympus Has Fallen (2013)

Both Olympus and Hollywood have fallen, So bad, this will leave you bawlin’, No substance, no style, It’s one steaming...

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