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Playing an icon is always a big call,

But Kidman’s got nothing to work with at all:

Due to heavy-handed direction,

And every bad script section

Of the bloated dull storyline around de Gaulle.

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Maleficent (2014)

Maleficent and co are all happy and moors-dwelling, Then in this classic fairytale spinoff retelling ... Stefen takes her heart...