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The first fifteen minutes made a great impact,

But after that the film really lacked

The pull to keep me engaged.

Weak script left actors upstaged

By the creatures and the destruction they enact.

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The Trip to Italy (2014)

Misters Coogan (Steve) and Brydon (Rob) Score another Observer-funded job. The food and scenery: exquisite. Laughs: every place they visit....