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Young mortal Bek comes to god Horus’ aid.

Over-bloated video game creatures are slayed.

Yes, the casting feels wrong,

And the film dragged on too long.

Like Butler’s solarium visits, its welcome: overstayed.

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Hail, Caesar! (2016)

To Capitol Pictures, cast and crew are beholden. Mannix puts out fires and helps embolden. The Coens' direction: Absolute perfection!...