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Recent gangster films are all the same,

And this one’s as cliché as the name,

Penn tries too hard for De Niro,

Brolin’s a stock-standard hero,

For Gosling and Stone it’s a shame.

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Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

'Bad guy' Ralph's actually a decent fellow, Not a scary wrecker: he's really pretty mellow, He meets Vanellope the Glitch,...