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Mike reports back from the SFF – Richard Bates Jr flick destined for cult status!

Traci Lords, Marlee Matlin, Mal McDowell,

Joined John Waters in a tale most foul,

But McCord mesmerised,

Her bloodlust shocked our eyes,

A place awaits Ricky Bates in Hell’s bowel!

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