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With Jack Sparrow returning to our screens this week, we celebrate another classic Depp character…

The first feature for Johnny and Tim,

Was their best even though it’s more grim,

Ed grew up as a loner,

So lucky he pulled Winona,

Cos wanking would be messy for him.

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