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With the release of Jake’s new film Source Code, we’re celebrating his original time-travelling hero….

Before Brokeback, he was just fucked in the head,
Imagining a rabbit who’s already dead,
A great support cast,
One of P. Swayze’s last,
Gave Richard Kelly mass-cult movie cred’.

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Rubber (2010)

Once upon a time there was a tyre, Which dragged itself out of the mire, But why make a thriller,...