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Jon always scores, but real sex doesn’t measure

Up to his favourite post-coital pleasure:

He’s got the constant horn

For watching porn.

And Ma just wants him to meet a Ms Treasure.

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Frozen (3D) (2013)

This animated film is a real delight, And in 3D: a lovely sight. Any dull bits? Zero! Plus a strong...