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There’s none more Aussie than Mick,
Going walkabout with a hot chick,
Gets himself out of strife,
With “that’s not a knife”,
Too bad that the third ate a dick.

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Dinner for Schmucks (2010)

Should have been far from a dud, With Roach and the likeable Rudd, As most gags fall short, You’ll cringe...