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Could have sworn I was watching a soap,
Half expected to see Bo and Hope,
Gwyn’s a woman on the brink,
Yet I was the one forced to drink!
Note: you’ll need more than one bottle to cope.

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Fight Club (1999)

A stellar performance from Norton, And the 6-pack that Brad Pitt is sportin', It's funny and twisted, As faces are...