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A rich kid goes cross-town for a trim,

With news that someone’s out to kill him,

Pattinson’s no wussy teen,

But shows flare on the screen,

Cronenberg gore is kept pretty slim.

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Take This Waltz (2011)

Once again Williams ‘wows’ with her acting, But no depth makes the character distracting, The whole thing is quite sad,...