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If Patrick Bateman were sexually addicted, This is close to how he’d be depicted, A dark exploration, Of a sick fascination, Beware: Sex scenes are all non-restricted.

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Hughes defined the teen-film convention,
With five students who are stuck in detention,
Ringwald is quite venomous,
Towards Judd and his denim-ness,
But they bond after initial contention.
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Based on the SNL skits,
Myers and Carvey will have you in fits,
Rob Lowe plays the prick,
Who's "pralines and dick",
And the sequel keeps up in it's wits.
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In the years since this film was released,
It’s cult status has only increased,
As a tale of The Dude,
It’s both intricate and lewd,
And sad, what with poor Donny deceased.
The Limerick Review thanks Marius for his contribution!...

While the characters may seem a bit sillier,
The Kerrigan’s are all too familiar,
Bana’s best role,
“Dale dug a hole”,
An Aus-com that is bound to fulfill ya!
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Shot before Ledger hit fame,
It’s far from commercially-tame,
“Shotties are good”
In the Aussie-style ‘hood’,
Bogan-humour without being lame.
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McConaughey's rockin pink jeans,
While Affleck is hassling teens,
Parker Posey's a bitch,
You'll feel bad for poor Mitch,
Best watched with a helping of greens.

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