Two strangers on a train, and then ...
Hughes defined the teen-film convention,
With five students who are stuck in detention,
Ringwald is quite venomous,
Towards Judd and his denim-ness,
But they bond after initial contention.
McConaughey's rockin pink jeans,
While Affleck is hassling teens,
Parker Posey's a bitch,
You'll feel bad for poor Mitch,
Best watched with a helping of greens.