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Robbie: phenomenal, in a film with structural issues, (which reduces
To black humour some instances of domestic abuses).
So Tonya’s shunned (‘uncouth; non-fancy’),
But what about Nancy?:
The (gagged) true victim here, while all the others make excuses.

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The Full-Double Full-Full: previously just for guys. But Aussie aerial skier Lassila set her eyes On this mammoth mission. An inspiring doco about ambition, And the tenacity needed to take out the prize.

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Carell's effective as creepy rich son under the thumb Of family history, and strained relationship with mum. Ruffalo and Tatum impress the most, Though the film didn't have me engrossed. It's a case of the parts being better than the sum.

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