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A heavy burden hangs over Conor's head:
Impending loss; an existential dread.
Enter: an anthropomorphic tree.
Can its fables set him free?
Impressive (dark) visuals. Tears to be shed.

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Young mortal Bek comes to god Horus' aid. Over-bloated video game creatures are slayed. Yes, the casting feels wrong, And the film dragged on too long. Like Butler's solarium visits, its welcome: overstayed.

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A film musical that's quite visually impressive,
With storylines intertwined (successive).
Though most elements were strong,
It actually seemed overly-long:
Though just two hours, the length felt excessive.


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Qohen's existential angst leaves him terminally tormented,
And those around him just think he's demented.
Filmic strangeness and chaos at play:
Unfortunately, not in a good way.
Frustrating to watch (my patience tried, and dented).


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