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A heavy burden hangs over Conor's head:
Impending loss; an existential dread.
Enter: an anthropomorphic tree.
Can its fables set him free?
Impressive (dark) visuals. Tears to be shed.

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Young mortal Bek comes to god Horus' aid. Over-bloated video game creatures are slayed. Yes, the casting feels wrong, And the film dragged on too long. Like Butler's solarium visits, its welcome: overstayed.

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A film musical that's quite visually impressive, With storylines intertwined (successive). Though most elements were strong, It actually seemed overly-long: Though just two hours, the length felt excessive.

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Qohen's existential angst leaves him terminally tormented, And those around him just think he's demented. Filmic strangeness and chaos at play: Unfortunately, not in a good way. Frustrating to watch (my patience tried, and dented).

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