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Marianne is recovering (after an op, she can’t speak).

Enter Harry (terrific as a complex, fast-talking freak).

An unlikely quartet,

Then what do we get?

Fascinating dynamics. Gorgeous scenery. Dancing: peak!

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Gods of Egypt (2016)

Young mortal Bek comes to god Horus' aid. Over-bloated video game creatures are slayed. Yes, the casting feels wrong, And...

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