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A parentless drunk spending money,

Is a rather cold theme that’s made sunny,

But it requires no thinking,

A good watch after drinking,

Just a shame he couldn’t buy jokes more funny.

Daniel meanwhile had this to say:

A lead is not Russel Brand’s place,

I kept wishing to do damage to his face,

But some jokes do impress,

Mirren’s well cast, I guess,

Greta Gerwig the film’s saving grace.

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