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A mother for christmas is what Jesse is yearning,
But a manequin for parent? That’s a little concerning,
Tugging heart strings is the tactic
But the performances are so plastic.
So it’s back to the video shop for returning.

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Fair Game (2010)

The events in this movie are real, But plot-wise it fails to appeal, Penn and Watts are quite boring, And...